(Sing in tune to “Real slim shady”)
Will the loud co-workers,
Please shut up? Please shut up? Please shut up?
Ya’ll act like you’re the only one with a microphone,
Jaws on the desk flapping and flapping your gums some more,
And started screaming loud over the phone,
You first were a bore, now you’re a vocal w****
It’s the return of the wilhelm scream,
“You didn’t just ear rape me now, did ye?”
And my doctor said,
“Nothing you idiot, your ear drum has a tear, you can’t even hear straight!”
Then there’s this woman who’s gossiping,
“My husband, I’m done with him
Look at him, not walkin the dog or lending a hand with this or that,
Slipping in dog poo.” “Yeah, but he’s good for something though!”
“Yeah, he screws in all the bulbs but blows a fuse
But no worse than what my sister and her husband go through!
Sometimes she wants to watch a soap on TV and just let loose but can’t
But it’s cool for him to watch sports from dawn till noon
Her rum is on her lips, her rum is on her lips,
And If she’s lucky, this time she might just not slip,
That’s the message she delivers to her little kids,
Expects them not to know what A.Anonymous is.
Of course they’re gonna wanna know how to take shots, and not go out and play
They’ve got social media with no parent control, don’t they?”
We ain’t nothing but annoyed employees, well some of us are on contract,
Who’re so down on the ladder we can’t see nothin but a*******.
But if we can hear your crappy talk and boring news,
There’s no reason for me not to try and judge your use,
But if you feel like you’ve gotta speak, I’ve the antidote,
Think of all the s*** i’ve learned about you splashed on bulletin boards.